January 2011
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Myers-Briggs Dating Field Guide
INTJ- Why you want one: It’s kind of intoxicating to be around someone this smart and serious. It’s really sexy for as long as you can go without getting compliments/any affirmation that they like you back. Spoiler Alert: Oblivious misers.  Where to find one:  Home alone, reading something really interesting, generally not giving a fuck. Pickup technique: Figure out what they’re interested in...
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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“Joe: But, you’re *not* a girl! You’re a *guy*, and, why would a guy...”
– Some Like It Hot
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"Can we get a cheers for being blonde and 22 and...
Tweeted the title phrase. Texted “strippers,” which my phone auto-corrected to “strollers.” Attempted to get my finances in order. (Again.) Failed to have a connection. Bought a tandem skydiving ticket.
Jan 31st
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Consumer behavior!
tpdsaa: Submitted by http://ohhleary.tumblr.com/
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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February book options
dcreaders: vote on your top ONE by this Friday, Jan. 28th.  I’ll announce the winner shortly after and we’ll pick a time and place. Super Sad True Love Story by Gary Shteyngart  The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver The Good Man Jesus & the Scoundrel Christ by Philip Pullman  Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris The Cookbook Collector by Allegra Goodman Also...
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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“Before I even kissed a boy, I learned to flirt online. The AOL chat rooms of the...”
– “My life in online flirtation.” (via tracyclark-flory)
Jan 28th
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Alla's Almanac: The Wonderful Tumblr Ladies of DC →
alla1: last night I helped host a meetup for DC Tumblrs at American Ice Co. Despite the snow, power outages, public transit issues, and other weather-related shenanigans - 8 lovely individuals made it out to happy hour. I think most of us are following one another already - but here’s a rundown of who… and I agree with Edatrix. The ladies-only nature of this event was quite refreshing.
Jan 28th
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“What are the rules? I said & he said you run & you run & you run...”
Jan 28th
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REBLOG if you want your followers to anonymously...
Reblogging this because I just feel frisky this week for whatever reason.
Jan 28th
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4PM
Dad: Where are you?
Me: On my way home. Why?
Dad: Oprah’s on.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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THAT AWESOME MOMENT YOU LOCK EYES WITH SOMEONE ON...
alla1: thehighestheels: Excuse the caps, but that was a pretty awesome moment meeting Alla on a packed red line car. THIS JUST HAPPENED. I’m getting my commute on this evening…and then i see this girl Ryen… and she looks FAMILIAR..like I know her from the internet, but not real life… ..then I think I’m crazy and almost turn around and then she sees me and recognizes me! Thanks Tumblr, for...
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Thank you Tumblr!
oatmeal: They used my TumblBeasts! Thanks guys!  -The Oatmeal
Jan 25th
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Free birthday shit I've acquired (2011 edition)
anniehinton: Free scoop of ice cream at Baskin Robbins Free coffee at Caribou Free bubble bath from Sephora Free mystery item from Panera Free noodle dish from Noodles & co. Free entree (hahah fancy…) from Qdoba Free Dairy Queen Blizzard nicely done.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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I will be my own valentine because I'm fucking...
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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reading questions →
dcreaders: So that we don’t just sit around staring at one other, here are some questions for us to start with.  
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Ohh Snooki...
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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hey, love: Michelle, Future Sushi Chef? →
heylovedc: It was inevitable. With all the sushi I eat on a weekly basis, it was only a matter of time before I decided I needed to learn how to roll sushi myself and save a few bucks. So when mom told me she was having her band friends over on Christmas Day (aka Party Party Party) I asked her if I could… I’ve made sushi before! :) It came out well and was really fun and tasty....
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Jan 19th
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“They say you can tell a lot about a man by how he deals with a set of tangled...”
–  me
Jan 19th
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“You were given four years to indulge, to be insane, and to figure out what not...”
– Things You’ll Miss About College
Jan 18th
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